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Everlife

Gena Showalter

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Four is the only numeral spelled with the same amount of letters as its numerical value.”

“Fail: First Attempt At Learning. Always try again. If you can't save a world, save a city. If you can't save a city, save a block. If you can't save a block, save a family. If you can't save a family, save a person. One person and problem at a time.”

“Anger lasts but a moment. The things you do while angry can hurt others forever.”

“Clementine nudges my shoulder. “I firmly believe you could hit eleven out of ten targets, with only nine bullets.” I snort-laugh. “What?” she says. “It’s true. I also believe you could cut a knife with butter.” This time, everyone snort-laughs.”

“Say goodbye to your PB&J.' At his confused look, I add, 'One day I'm going to knock your penis, brain and jaw right off your-' Slap. Stars wink before my eyes.”

“I'd say I can't catch a break, but I'm currently on the back of a zebra”

“I unwind the thin metal belt from my waist, then loop one end through the other to create an all-in-one collar and leash. 'I hope this doesn't offend you but...' I lean over, patting the air until I encounter the softness of his fur. 'We'll tell no-one of this,' he mutters as I anchor the collar to his neck, and I want to smile. 'Ever.”

“Biscuit growls. “Take one more step toward my girl, and you’ll lose a foot.” I’m impressed. And I’m jealous of a freaking dog. He’s a hero, and I’m a zero.”

“This is Lina. My heart soars; I guess it recognises what my eyes do not. This is the woman who played with me when my parents were too busy. The one who helped me survive Many Ends the first three times. I love her, I do. Despite the fact that she once stabbed me with the end of a paintbrush.”

“PS: I was assigned a guardian poodle. You did not misread. I said POODLE. If you want to be insulted on my behalf, feel free. I turned her down - of course.' 'PS: I was assigned a grizzy bear. Suck it.”

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biscuit, guardian, killian-flynn

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