Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights
Zack Zombie
Top 10 Best Quotes
“whether to rush me to the hospital or drop down on her knees and praise Mojang.”
“was probably so traumatizing that my young mind just blocked it out to protect me.”
“punched ten thousand trees, but”
“match with this Herobrine character in a few weeks.”
“You know, the girl I really want to take to the Halloween party is Carrie.”
“Oh, man, I’ve got to stop eating those spicy flavored booger snacks.”
“Hey, baby, uh. . .if girls were boogers, I’d pick you first,”
“Hey, Carrie, you know, my love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in. . .He. . .He.”
“Hey, Carrie, is your middle name Google? Cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
“Hey, Carrie, did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. . .He. . .He. . .”
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