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Principles of Spookology

S.E. Harmon

Top 10 Best Quotes

“I don’t have any say in that. I love you because my heart says so.” He sent me a crooked smile. “I like you because I say so.”

“Last time I checked, we’re cops. We can’t turn down donuts. People will talk, Daniel.”

“Didn’t Danny know the rules? You always side with the guy who warms up the lube before he jams it in your ass.”

“I wasn’t very good at just floating along. I didn’t like upheaval. I liked security and schedules and stability because they appeased the squarest parts of my heart”

“I know what love is, Rainstorm.” He leaned over and dropped a kiss on my downturned mouth. “Love is this unstoppable force that you have very little control over. Sometimes you love the people that you shouldn’t. Sometimes you love people who’ve hurt you over and over again.”

“Thanks to a threatening tropical storm, air traffic control had made us unwilling participants in the world’s strangest version of Red Rover. There had to be a rhyme and reason to the complicated airport rituals that kept things orderly and safe but quite frankly, I was over it. Red rover, red rover, send Delta the fuck over.”

“Osmosis can be a dangerous thing.”

“Now Facetime me. I’m still naked. I hear iPhones have this advanced technology where you can aim the phone at your face instead of your dick.”

“Life would be so much easier if I didn’t mind disappointing you.”

“I, Daniel McKenna, promise to love, hold, honor, and cherish you. And always say yes to shower sex.” His voice was a deep rumble, laced with threads of amusement. “There will always be room in my bed for you and only you, as long as you shut the fuck up and go to sleep.”

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