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Logicalard Fallacoid

Lucy Carter

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“With theorization, the extraterrestrials made conclusions about their peers based on their racial features, even though they didn’t have a sufficient amount of evidence to substantiate the theories.”

“Unfortunately, the robot did not make it to Earth, where there are several problems with logical fallacies, stereotyping, and the inability to distinguish a theory from a fact. Maybe everyone on Earth should wear cloaks, so no one would be judged based on preconceived notions about race, gender, and other possible biological or social factors that are so terribly susceptible to stereotyping. Stereotyping, to all those on Earth who may be reading this, is nothing more than a bunch of theories that replace facts, and those theories are nothing more than a bunch of stupid argumentative claims supported by logical fallacies.”

“There was a planet known as Logicalard Fallaciod. The etymological derivation of the name came from what transpired, causing the name to be translated to “Logical Fallacy.”

“The view on the equations was even more stupid--the extraterrestrials thought that because the equations used scientific notation, the imaginary unit, sigma notation, and alphabetical letters that were magically and ironically used in mathematics, they theorized and overall concluded that these equations were indisputably correct, since the hoo-mans (humans) on Earth used a multitude of calculus symbols and large numbers to learn more about the universe.”

“The fact that an individual had a predestined identity in society for being geofus, aviator, therma, or cryo was not only unethical, but was also illogical; what was more irksome about the passages in the web search was that the research methods were wholly supported by logical fallacies: equivocation for the analysis on cyro-organisms, the causal fallacy for the analysis on therma-organisms, the slippery slope fallacy for the analysis on aviator-organisms, and the appeal to authority for the analysis on geofus-organisms”

“The extraterrestrials finally understood the impact of their theories, stereotypes, and logical fallacies, but, too traumatized by the thought of death, they were never able to remove their cloaks. With the cloak, they thought that their identities, their merits, and even their level of innocence or culpability in crime would be determined by their true aspirations, true mindsets, and true intellectual capacities, not just stereotypes, theories, and logical fallacies based on preconceived notions about race. The cloaks at least concealed the physical attributes that made them classified by their race, and, since their racial identity would be concealed, their peers wouldn’t use any preconceived notions to assess them based on their race!”

“The conclusion that “all cryo-organisms like dark places” is not mathematically justified, because the cryo-organism that actually did sit in a dark place only represented one data point, one representation of a cryo organism that prefers dark places. Statistically, having a larger amount of data points that fit the criteria of a conclusion would make the conclusion more accurate, but having only one data point does not substantiate the veracity of the conclusion! And who said that any definition of the term “cold” can be used in any context?! This reasoning, unfortunately, did not occur to the minds of any of the extraterrestrials.”

“The aviator-organisms found it appalling to be so terribly misapprehended, but they made a misapprehension as well. “What do you know?” they protested. “The authorities, all of which are so knowledgeable, know about you.” “You guys are technologically and economically undeveloped, and we are speaking based on what the authorities say. How can you make negotiations when you are so ignorant?” The arguments continued without a trace of negotiation.”

“So each citizen put on a cloak in order to conceal their racial identity.”

“Since global warming was defined as the warming of the planet’s climate through the emission of heat-insulating “greenhouse gases,” and the therma-organisms existed during the beginning of global warming, the other three races theorized and overall concluded that the therma-organisms, with the hot temperature of their abode, were exclusively the cause of global warming. However, as one can see, the coexistence of the 2 variables (the therma-organisms’ residence in the planet and global warming) is not indicative of those variables actually being cohesively connected in a cause-and-effect relationship!”

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Book Keywords:

social-concerns, racial-allegory, stereotyping, fear, logical-fallacies, theories, sci-fi, misapprehension, logic, assessment, humor, race, mathematics, stereotying, ignorance, truth, math, facts, racial-identity, stereotypes, science

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