The End of All Things
John Scalzi
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Captain, the problem is not that I’m paranoid. The problem is that the universe keeps justifying my paranoia.”
“I have always found that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of people in a room and the amount of useful work that can be done.”
“There’s a saying: “May you live in interesting times.” To begin, it’s a curse. “Interesting” in this case uniformly means “Oh god, death is raining down upon us and we shall all perish wailing and possibly on fire.”
“The Fflict recognized five genders: male, female, zhial, yal, and neuter. Aul was zhial, and ze liked zis pronouns accurately stated. I would too, in zis position.”
“It’s not a bad idea.” “It’s a terrible idea,” Oi said. “It just has the advantage of being better than the other option.”
“He was determined to be the most touristy tourist who had ever touristed,”
“But I have always found that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of people in a room and the amount of useful work that can be done.”
“Again I ask permission to be blunt.” “Ambassador Abumwe, at this point I cannot imagine you being otherwise.”
“I’ve met a lot of people in the diplomatic corps who were in love with the sound of their own voice, but this guy. He and his voice should just get a room.”
“I thought this was a matter of some urgency, Harry.” “It is,” I said. “But I fell from the sky today. I could use a couple of waffles.”
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