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The Hike

Drew Magary

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Every book was a door; every page a new place to hide.”

“My favorite part of the party is when the party is over. When I don't feel obligated to have a good time, and I can just sit and chill with whoever's left to chill with, you know?”

“This future you live in . . . would I like it?” “Honestly, it’s probably not that different from the world you know. Some people are happy. Some people are angry. There are wars. I don’t know if time makes much of a difference. The world changes, but people act the way people always do.”

“At 1 A.M. a parking garage feels like a crime scene in waiting.”

“Thanks for everything, Pennsylvania, but fuck you eternally.”

“You probably don't remember that, do you? Depression has a way of vaporizing big parts of your memory. Important parts.”

“This is your life and the afterlife merged together in one perfect, endless existence.”

“The world changes, but people act the way people always do.”

“Sometimes you get discouraged Because I am so small And always leave fingerprints On furniture and walls But every day I'm growing up And soon I'll be so tall That all those little handprints Will be hard to recall So here's a special handprint Just so you can say This is how my fingers looked When I placed them here today.”

“Why don't you crawl up out of that door and go get fucked by a turtle?" That's completely unrealistic, anatomically speaking. That's not even something the turtle would want.”

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