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We have our difference in common 2.

Brian Spellman

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Everybody wants to be smart except smart people who want to be stable.”

“Toilet paper makes the first world go round.”

“People in grass houses shouldn't get stoned.”

“Marriage is made in Heaven. "...till death do you part." So is divorce.”

“Love of money is the root of all evil, so governments honor politicians on it. Figures.”

“It's a free country. Inmates once bought this. Thus, they're inmates.”

“A little money can buy happiness; a lot can buy addiction.”

“A fool and his money are soon parted but don't worry, The Fed always prints more.”

“You like potato and I like potahto. You like tomato and I like tomahto. You like al-Queda and I like al-Quida. al-Queda, al-Quida, al-Queda, al-Quida, let's call the holy war off.”

“You know what they say. They?”

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