The Nobody Show
Jonathan Dunne
Top 10 Best Quotes
“What do you read for pleasure? Kama Sutra.”
“See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck back!”
“If mysterious means a bunch of freaks being brought together by a freak car-accident, then, yes, God does vork in mysterious vays' declared the eldest Russian Doll.”
“The Russian Dolls would sue a snowman for sexual harassment if they thought the sun would stay away.”
“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!”
“Unicorns are for those who aren't content with the wonders this world holds...not that I've seen any of it.”
“They had taken see-no-evil and had made it their own by adopting a state sanctioned Orwellian see-no-evil policy”
“The circus is the perfect business right now because parents want their kids to be kids and not Charley Bucket drinking cabbage soup all day.”
“Marvin wasn't a beat-box gangsta-rapper-bitch, but a stressed invalid in a town not equipped with ramps.”
“In that brief kiss, Arthur's demigod had abandoned him.”
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Book Keywords:
humor, humourous
