“I believe one has to escape oneself to discover oneself.”

“Boy bands are sent by God to aid women of all ages in their quest to avoid reality, but specifically to trick young women into believing that males think about topics other than sex.”

“Its the fate of all creators: They fall in love with their creations.”

“Not forgiving someone hurts you worse than it hurts him...even if he doesn't deserve to be forgiven...Not forgiving someone is like not pulling a thorn out of your foot just because you weren't the one who put it there.”

“Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.”

“What’s the saying? Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.”

“Then I met Linda and the sun rose. I can't find a better way to express it. The sun rose in my life. At first, as dawn breaking on the horizon, almost as if to say, this is where you have to look. Then came the first rays of sunshine, everything became clearer, lighter, more alive, and I became happier and happier, and then it hung in the sky of my life and shone and shone and shone.”

“She had the experience to suffer with discretion.”