Skulduggery Pleasant

Derek Landy

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Doors are for people with no imagination.”

“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”

“What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?' 'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.”

“There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. Serpine will have won only when there is no one left to stand against him. Until then, there is only the struggle, because tides do what tides do–they turn.”

“Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.”

“What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

“Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.”

“I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.”

“Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.”

“Found something?” “No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.”

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