I Hate the Internet
Jarett Kobek
Top 10 Best Quotes
“The Internet was a wonderful invention. It was a computer network which people used to remind other people that they were awful pieces of shit.”
“The illusion of the internet was the idea that the opinions of powerless people, freely offered, had some impact on the world. This was, of course, total bullshit.”
“One of the curious aspects of the Twenty-First Century was the great delusion amongst many people, particularly in the San Francisco Bay Area, that freedom of speech and freedom of expression were best exercised on technological platforms owned by corporations dedicated to making as much money as possible.”
“You can't stop the gears of capitalism. But you can always be a pain in the ass.”
“The only effect of the words of powerless people on the Internet was to inflict misery on other powerless people.”
“She had never gone into an office. She had no idea that most people woke up every weekday morning and went to a place where they were disrespected and worked for people they hated. Adeline didn't realize that when people went to their place of business, they put on a spiritual mask which hid their true selves and their actual opinions.”
“More than anything, The One True God was a potent weapon used by sexually repressed members of society to inflict misery on everyone else.”
“It’s arguable that Ayn Rand’s finest achievement was crashing the economy twenty-five years after her death.”
“In 2012, President Barack Obama ran for re-election against Mitt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts, who didn’t have any eumelanin in the basale stratum of his epidermis. It was the usual bargain for J. Karacehennem and other people of the Loony Left. You supported a person whose policies you agreed with, sort of, but who you felt was too beholden to corporate interests and whose foreign policy made you sick. If you didn’t support this person, the alternative was something even worse. Voting was little more than triage.”
“Wars were giant parties for the ruling elites, who sometimes thought it might be great fun to make the poor kill each other.”
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Book Keywords:
freedom-of-thought, freedom-of-speech, rebelion, resistance, internet, corporations, funny, capitalism
