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The Risk

Elle Kennedy

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Friends who say “I love you” every time you part ways are important. Those are the ones you need in your life.”

“Want to make out some more before we go?” Jake’s tone is boyishly hopeful. “Nope.” His gaze turns devilish. “How about a blowjob?” “Aw, I appreciate the offer, but I don’t have a penis.”

“A kiss, at its very core, is an emotional experience. Or at least it is for me. Anyone can give me an orgasm, but not everyone can touch my soul. One kiss can make me fall in love with someone.”

“Can’t change the past, don’t cry over the present, don’t stress about the future. It’s all pointless, especially regret.”

“I am honestly starting to question evolution. We went from cavemen, to homo sapiens, to this incredible society of great minds—Alexander Graham Bell inventing telephones, Steve Jobs inventing…everything. And now we’re devolving. We’ve travelled back to cavemen, only nowadays we call them fuckboys.”

“Safe drive back to Boston, Connelly. I've been told before that the roads get really wet when it's raining.”

“Hockey is a game. You’re my life.”

“Losing is not supposed to crush your confidence. It’s meant to build it.”

“She loops her arms around my neck, wraps her legs around my hips, and clings to me like a monkey, and some happy part of my brain does flips and jumping jacks and fucking triple axels because this is my wife.”

“Are you gonna talk to her after the game?” Hollis asks expectantly. “Or do we need to bring out a shotgun and—” “Relax, you don’t have to make me talk to her at gunpoint,” I say with a chuckle. “What?” His expression is puzzled. “I was going to say we’d clock you in the back of the head with the shotgun, knock some sense into you.” I turn to Fitzgerald, who shrugs and says, “His brain operates on a level us mortals can’t comprehend.”

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Book Keywords:

fuckboy, caveman, failure, weird, funny, logic, the-risk, idiot, shotgun, evolution

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