Gags and Extracts
Santosh Kalwar
Top 10 Best Quotes
“What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships.”
“Do you know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded.”
“Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.”
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
“What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, you can catch a cold.”
“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
“Our own ignorance is the curse of the world.”
“Ninety-eight per cent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.”
“It'll still be stationery no matter how much you push the envelope.”
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