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European Travel for the Monstrous Gentlewoman

Theodora Goss

Top 10 Best Quotes

“For the first time, Mary understood the attraction of coffee. If you have been up all night, escaping from a burning mental asylum or fighting men who refuse to die when you shoot them in the forehead, or both, coffee is the perfect beverage.”

“Do not dismiss what you do not understand,”

“DIANA: Well, how was I supposed to know that?MARY: Maybe because we mentioned it over and over again?DIANA: You’re assuming that I listen.”

“I stop listening when academics start mixing their Greek and Latin roots. That never leads anywhere productive.”

“The benefit of growing older is that you make different mistakes.”

“Your way of not bothering looks exactly like bothering, if you ask me.”

“One does not have to dress in a way that is unflattering, or even unfashionable, to be rational—and comfortable. How can you expect women to exercise their faculties, nay, their rights, in clothes that confine them? We shall never be men’s equals while we lace ourselves into ill health and drape ourselves in fabric until we can scarcely move. Dress reform is almost as important to our cause as the vote.”

“And where do you get off calling yourself practical? You’re a writer.”

“this was going to be easy peasy.”

“You know, I’ve been called a thief before. Growing up in Hackney, going to the markets with my mother—the shopkeepers always kept an eye on us, in case we pilfered anything. Because we looked Indian, and you could never tell with those wogs, could you? The number of times I was told I wasn’t welcome because I wasn’t really English, even though I’d been born in London, same as them. I thought the circus was going to be different. I thought you”—she looked at Catherine accusingly—“were going to be different. But you know what? Why don’t you just search my stuff. Go on. Whatever you’re missing, jewelry or money—you just go ahead and look for it!” She bent down and drew her suitcase out from under the seat, threw it on top, and opened it violently, so that dresses and scarves spilled out. She shook the contents directly onto the seat cushions, then scattered them about. “Here you go, that’s what you wanted, right? And if you find whatever you’re looking for, you can go ahead and put me in gaol, or whatever they have for gaol here in Austria. I’m going to feed the snakes—they need their lunch too. They may be poisonous, but they’ve never made me feel like dirt. It takes a human being to do that.”

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Book Keywords:

wrong-conclusion, amusing, equality, coffee, mary-jekyll, catherine-moreau, beatrice-rappaccini

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