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The Name of This Book Is Secret

Pseudonymous Bosch

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.”

“Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.”

“Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.”

“But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?”

“It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.”

“Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals TWELVE PLUS ONE, And even a FUNERAL can be REAL FUN, You will find my DICTIONARY is quite INDICATORY. If you want to read my story, just look... THEN UNREAD.”

“*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.”

“Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.”

“This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.”

“Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.”

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