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Practical Demonkeeping

Christopher Moore

Top 10 Best Quotes

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.”

“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”

“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”

“The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”

“The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.”

“Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.”

“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class of kindergartners.”

“One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.”

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