Get a Clue
Jill Shalvis
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
“I'd tell him to go to hell, but it just so happens I'm stuck there and don't want to have to see him every day.”
“Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.”
“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”
“Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...”
“Life is like a boner: long and hard.”
“This one's good. 'Don't expect a man with a hard-on to be able to think. He doesn't have enough blood to run both heads.' Hmmm." He shot her a wicked grin over his shoulder. "I do. Want to see?”
“We could sit around and talk if you'd like." "Okay." She crossed her arms and tried to look casual. "So what's up?" "Considering what you're wearing beneath that sheet, and what we just heard in the hallway, you might want to rephrase that particular statement.”
“She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.”
“Never agree to marry a man because he has potential. Men are not like houses; they do not make good fixer-uppers.”
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Book Keywords:
romantic-comedy, humor, snow, who-done-it, ex-cop, humorous, quirky-characters, romantic-suspense
