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A Whole Nother Story

Cuthbert Soup

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing.”

“A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!”

“As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on fire. Hmm. Come to think of it, in no way whatsoever did the sun, in this instance, resemble a leaky boat. My apologies. That was a dreadful attempt at simile. Please allow me to try again. As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a self-luminous, gaseous sphere comprised mainly of of hydrogen and helium.”

“What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is,'s just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.”

“The internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that, very soon, sixty-four packs of crayons will include the color Sky Brown”

“When Danger Lurks and your heart is racing, don't be afraid be amazing”

“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!”

“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.”

“I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.”

“Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.”

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